Dave Zeuss Cochrane's Page

Birthday

March 12

Relationship Status

Single

English Level

Native Speaker

Company Name & Job Position

designer,qc, CLT English teacher, sales, Kayak guide,etc

Hometown

Victoria, Galiano island, Shanghai

Which city are you in now?

Galiano/shanghai

I am looking for...

Friends, job opportunities, potentially a special someone.

Interestes

Living life to the fullest, Having fun, many Hobbies

About me

I feel like I'm writing a cover-letter, except that if it gets any attention, I may actually be held accountable to the claims I make. Go on challenge my claims.

My name is Zeuss,

No god complex, it is my name.
It all started about 15 years ago twice a week I would recite poetry at the flying saucer cafe on Saltspring island. The people that frequented the flying saucer said that my poetry was allot like Doctor Seuss's and as a result the word started getting around town, at that time I was a professional Kayak guide/instructor, and a floor covering installer; I would frequently lift massive rolls of flooring and schlep Kayaks and gear bags all over, this led to that and people started calling me Zeuss. I haven't formally changed it, but friends and family rarely call me anything else. The reason I use Zeuss instead of Zeus (in Greek mythology)is I am not a womanizer like Zeus was, and Seuss seamed too Gay,, sooooooo I took the best of both names.

and now without further ado, my profile
No two days are ever the same in my life!
I enjoy music from all over the world, of every genre; But, Live uplifting music really motivates me.
I have many instruments in my musical repertoire,including many authentic ethnic instruments. I like to have Jam sessions on my Yacht.
I like to party, and have fun, and look good doing it.
I live a unique and sporadic life.
Not a sports watcher, I am an extreme sport dooer, lets scale a wall or paddle some surf.
I am someone you can take home to meet the folks.
I believe that Patients is a virtue.
I am a born leader!
Honesty is a very important to me, I know a lie will come up and bite you on the ass. I have learned my lessons. I am honest almost to a fault.I am looking for friends first.(duh)

I am the Cuddle King. ( and yes it can stay at that)
I am Massage master. (trade ya)

I am looking for someone who knows how to relax, take it slow, but also knows how to get the Job done, and have fun as well.

I love the outdoors in any season, I like on/in water activities as well as hiking and nature walks.
I live an unconventional Lifestyle, I live light upon the earth/ocean.
I am chivalrous at heart, I am a romantic I write poetry and I'm artistic.
Some would say I live a charmed life .
I follow a moral and ethical code of conduct that closely resembles the philosophy of Taoism. I am not like other men, I am not self centered,egotistical ,or solely here for self gratification.

I am not your typical "red head" My full family and I, exhibit calm cool and collective thought. We are non-aggressive and eager for our friendships to go smoothly. we don’t burn our bridges.Hard to shock and slow to anger!
In My profile I said I had an average Body type, what the heck is average? I am muscular but cuddly. .
I love my family. And believe Honesty is a worthwhile investment.
I have many amazing stories,,,,,,,and have traveled a bit for work But there is a few notches left to fill on my worldly belt.
Playful ,energetic, and open minded, looking for the same.
I Have Long hair, this is the third time growing my hair out, with intention to donate to Loks of Love..
Hygiene is important to me
I would love to travel more Vancouver island.
I have the Patience of a monk.
I'm a very social person, I like cooking and entertaining for others.
I have many great friends (references available :) but i could always use one more.
I am looking for someone who really enjoys the outdoors, who likes to get out and do stuff, hiking to dancing, reading to movies. Who loves to snuggle in front of the fire or jump in the ocean. Have a diner party in or get all gussied up for a night on the town.( dance partner! lets take lessons)
Sailing is a passion. I live on a solar powered trimaran/200'sqm' house boat.(go ahead ask me about it.)
My friends have asked me to write more about the boat so here it goes
people call it the aqua-eco pad, it is a 60'x32' trimaran with a 69 foot mast twin wind turbines, solar hot water and 1200watts of photovoltaic panels. along with a custom gray water treatment plant and a composting system. it has a 100" movie theater with dolby digital, a library, soaker tub, Jam space with 30ish instruments and eventually in floor heat and a small greenhouse. full galley with convection oven, and a walnut 8 person table and laundry, 65hp audi bio diesel
yes I am proud, I built every inch of it with my own two hands.

I love dressing up in costumes and going incognito on the town!( I have steamer trunks full of funky hats and an fun wardrobe.)

Right Now I am not looking for a Girl friend, I have many girlfriends, still looking for "the One" though, could you be her? drop me a line, lets hang out.

I hate starting sentences off with "I".

Pet peeves= Litterers, people unconscious of their environment, messiness, meanness,childishness,grumpiness,uselessness, pet owners that treat their pets inadequately, micro-managers,people that say you wouldn't understand without even trying to explain, people who get upset over nothing( like all the things I just said haha), loudness etc